Some kind of Wonderland

This conversation happened at my house -

Ian: After I was certified on my 9mm barretta...

Dad: Oh, does that mean I get my gun!?

Ian: It was a dream. I shot two guys. (Smiles, nervous enthusiasm).

Dad: Yeah.

Ian: You can borrow my buddies 40 caliber Hecklar & Coch. He'll let you, as long as I clean it.

This is who we've become. My brother has joined the army and we learn about fire arms. Merry Christmas.